His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize
