I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Everything about him screamed your future.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
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