writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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