he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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