Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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