Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Randomize
