I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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