I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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