shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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