He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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