They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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