You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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