mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Vodka?
Forever.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
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