No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
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