Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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