Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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