apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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