Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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