porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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