Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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