yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Actions speak louder than pants.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
