dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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