that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
you traded sex for a burrito?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Randomize
