I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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