Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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