Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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