Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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