I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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