Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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