Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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