Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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