So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
