The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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