ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
50% drunk capacity currently
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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