I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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