I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I am naked and annoyed.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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