you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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