Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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