omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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