would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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