i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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