just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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