i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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