just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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