It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Randomize
