: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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