Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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