i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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