On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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