so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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