my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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