The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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