Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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