I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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